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Hey! One more AMAZING piece of art to pass along!

blondiusmaximus drew an epilogue for The Lines You Amend, and it's just... I am speechless. I know a lot of you wanted to hear about what happened next, and she's drawn it. If I used another 80,000 words I couldn't tell you how much I love it. Go and enjoy, and please let her know her how fantastic it is.

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

A while back I posted The Negotiation Limerick File, and its sort-of sequel The Grasshopper Unit here -- the very, very silly story in which Mikey Way accidentally turns Panic at the Disco in to toddlers.

_kiden has done some illustrations for it, which are gorgeous beyond my wildest dreams and utterly undeserved for such a silly story. There are more (and icons! I took a lot!) over in her journal, including one of Mikey Way that makes my heart sing.

Here's the first: In which 3/4 of Panic hide in the closet. If you enjoy it, please do let her know how amazing it is. ♥ ♥

Title: The Lines You Amend (7/7 cont.)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( more )

Title: The Lines You Amend (7/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( Fall )

Continued

Title: The Lines You Amend (6/7 cont.)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( more )

Seven

Title: The Lines You Amend (6/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( Summer )

Continued

Title: The Lines You Amend (5/7 cont.)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( more )

Six

Title: The Lines You Amend (5/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( Spring )

Continued

Title: The Lines You Amend (4/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( Winter )

Five

Title: The Lines You Amend (3/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously


( Fall )

Four

Title: The Lines You Amend (2/7 cont.)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously

( more )

Three

Title: The Lines You Amend (2/7)
Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

previously

( Summer )

continued

Title: The Lines You Amend (1/7)
Author: harriet_vane
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: Kid!fic! Broken hearts! Het! A tiny bit of on-screen sex! Hugging!
You must must must read Forever, Now and Star Shaped before you read this. I hope you have an afternoon or two to kill.

Summary: Everybody knows it sucks to grow up.

80,000 words, PG-13

Author's Note:
This is it, folks. The very, very last story in the Forever, Now universe. I hope you enjoy, and it was worth the wait. <3

This story almost didn't happen. I gave up on it bunches of times, and only constant reassurance that it wasn’t a disaster from liketheroad and imntsaying kept me from deleting the whole thing. I literally can't thank them enough. They have spent the last six months talking about this story with me every single day, and I love them both very much.

bexless , ignipes , stele3, queenitsy , sociofemme , and emilyray all helped make this story better. They were invaluable, and I am forever indebted.

elucreh found about a million typos and coded this whole thing, thank you again.

( Graduation )

Two

Title: The Grasshopper Unit (2/2)
Summary: Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.


part one

( So here's the plan. )

Title: The Grasshopper Unit (1/2)
Author: harriet_vane (sort of)
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened.
Warnings: kid!fic (but not THAT kid!fic). Actually more like toddler!fic. Do not attempt to read this without a healthy does of insulin nearby.
Summary: Almost a sequel to The Negotiation Limerick File. If you haven’t read that, this will make even LESS sense. One of Mikey's wacky inventions gets used by accident. Mayhem and toddlers ensue.
Notes: This started as comment fic in my journal, so the following people should be credited with anything funny and/or cute in this story: ignipes, emilyray, thepouncer, wildestranger, and t_usual_suspect. All the rest are the parts *I* wrote.

This is a present for liketheroad, who is pretty much the best ever. Thanks to imntsaying for reading it through and not defriending me.


10,00 words (of toddler!fic, jeez, peer pressure is DANGEROUS, kids).

( It's no weirder than that time in Berlin with the ninjas. )

Part Two

Title: The Second Law of Panic at the Disco
Author: harriet_vane
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened. Also: NOT kid!fic.
Warnings: Oh, gosh. Boys being dumb, boys making out, jokes about ducks. Absolutely no MCR. GSF.
Note: This is a present for emilyray, who is writing something really really brilliantly funny at the moment. This doesn't live up to that at all, but I hope she enjoys it anyway. <3

Thanks to liketheroad and imntsaying for insisting I not throw the whole thing out 1,000 words into it, and for coming up with most of the laws.

9,000 words. PG-13 or so.

Summary: Er, a while back we were goofing around with the Laws of Panic at the Disco, and we came up with ten:

• The First Law of Panic is More Boypiles Always
  
• The Second Law is Everything Ends in Group Sex
  
• The Third Law of Panic is Jon Walker Makes Everything More Awesome
  
• The Fourth law is More Cuddles For Brendon
  
• The Fifth Law is Thou Shalt Not Ask About Ryan's Dad In An Interview Lest Spencer Shall Smite Thee
  
• The Sixth Law is Probably Because They Were High
  
• The Seventh Law is that the exclamation point left for PERSONAL REASONS; please respect its privacy
  
• The Eighth Law is Spencer is Fucking Awesome
  
• The Ninth Law is They Can Always Be More Ridiculous
  
• The Tenth Law is Thou Shalt Respect the Hoodie of Inner Pain, the Flip Flops of Frolicking, the Beard of Badassness, and the Fluttering Scarves of Deepest Artistry -- No giggling!

So I think the title should pretty much let you know where this story is going. *facepalm*

( No one was surprised when Brendon came back to the bus, teary-eyed. He stomped into the back and slammed the door. )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File

Summary: Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]?
“We can’t... I mean...”
“We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.”
- Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

part two

( Things were tense. )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File


Summary: Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]?
“We can’t... I mean...”
“We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.”
- Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

part one

( Ray had the patience of a saint. )

Title: The Negotiation Limerick File
Author: harriet_vane
Disclaimer: I own nothing, and this clearly never happened. Also: NOT kid!fic.
Warnings:Lots of jokes at Panic!’s expense. Swearing. Recreational drug use. Violence. Puns.
Note: Not not not NOT kid!fic. This is a different AU starring Brendon entirely. Brendon/Ryan and Gerard/Frank (shocking, I know). 27,500 words. ( other notes and thank yous )

Summary: Have you any funny stories behind the making of the album [pretty. odd.]?
“We can’t... I mean...”
“We can’t tell you any funny stories because we’d probably be killed.”
- Jon and Ryan being interviewed by NME.com

( The air duct wasn't wide enough to really move his arms. )